Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Leave her alone...

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Reed is poopin

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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