- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

guess what chicken butt

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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