how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Japan called... They need help.

The Holocaust

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Cold camel scrotum.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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