- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

You should never talk to strangers.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's wrong with woman Everything

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Knock knock, Come in...

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

.....Carrot Top....

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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