What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Smart Blondes

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

ecks! why zee?

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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