A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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hello

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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she wasn't 18

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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