roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

thumbs up!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Ham sandwich

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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