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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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