What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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zebras

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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