joe diragi makes paul look straight

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

verry nice how mUCH?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

mc hammers income.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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