Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Susie has Autism

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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You just won the game...

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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