- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

twilight

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

The WNBA

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

A blind man walks into a bar

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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