Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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I'm a like whore

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Good boy

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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