What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Not Steve Jobs

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

women outside of the kitchen

Woman's rights.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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