You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Anti Joke

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