whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What did I do last night?work

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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