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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What's a small person? A midget

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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