- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

marshal sterio had sex

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Type 2 diabetics

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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