What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Cancer.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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