- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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