Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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How do u shit With ur ass

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Women's rights.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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