If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Anti Joke

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