A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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1 Jew XD

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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hit the thumbs down button

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Alt F4

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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