- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Womens Rights.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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