Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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your father died

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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