- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Dani barton= lovely

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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