"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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1 + 1 = 3

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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general tso's broccoli

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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JEWS

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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