How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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black people

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Black People.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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This is not a joke.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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WNBA

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Woman's Rights

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A snake walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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