How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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