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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Johan showering. . . AWK

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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