What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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