an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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I saw a shovel once.

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since when?

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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this is gay

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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