- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Mitt Romney.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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