A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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I am on a escalator.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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240

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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