A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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