What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Michael Brown

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What just hit my face? The floor

liam buchan is gay !

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Guess what? No.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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