- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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