- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 20

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

general tso's broccoli

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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