Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

.....Carrot Top....

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Penisland

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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