- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fart+fart=poop

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Women.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A walrus walks into a bar

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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