osama bin ladens hiding spot

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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