Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Society.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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