- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

A Jew walks into a Furness

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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gay marriage.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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