man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Iggy Azalea

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Blind people can't read this.

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thermodynamics?

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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