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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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