- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Watch your lips.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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