yo momma so fat that she's fat

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Women's rights

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

A black guy with his family.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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