- Anti Joke

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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