What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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THE GAME

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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