- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

asian, do math

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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