What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

I'm gay. No homo.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Mitt Romney.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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