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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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