- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

The weels on the bus go...flat

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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