Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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