What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Mrs. Welsh

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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