- Anti Joke

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

whats your name? bumder:)

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot