A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Joay impistato is a fig

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Hi my name is Jim

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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