What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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