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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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