A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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:O + :P = 69

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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what happens during a climax apples

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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