Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Dubstep < Music

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

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