- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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