- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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