- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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