- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Are you Drew?

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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