- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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