- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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