- Anti Joke

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What is Worse than the holocaust?

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".