- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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